out of the office

so yesterday i discovered this out-of-the-office automated reply email one of my coworkers put up during his absence.

Automated Message Below

Greetings. Thanks for your email.

I am out of the office, but if this email is about doing away with the designated hitter in baseball, then my vote is 'Yes.' If it is, however, about removing pickles from chicken sandwiches, then, of course, I am against it.

Kindest regards,
Norm

best.out-of-office reply.ever